“Niall violently masturbating in Japan” posts: a masterpost
I want to thank not only god but Jesus for this post
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this is now my alarm clock
ok so i woke up to this this morning and i literally had a panic attack
THE URL MADE ME LOSE MY SHIT
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So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .
I wonder if Niall looks back on this and thinks “damn that was embarrassing” or if he’s like “damn look at how much swag I’ve got”
there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in
update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a teacher
UPDATE: THE PRINCIPLE WALKED IN AND DIDNT NOTICE ANYTHING
(Source: stridazzle)
i hate when guys say “wow its ssooOO unattractive when girls swear. thats not lady like”
U KNOW WHAT, YOU LITTLE FUCK
ITS NOT ATTRACTIVE WHEN U SCRATCH UR FUCKIN HAIRY NUTS IN PUBLIC
BITCH
(Source: t3sticl3z)
Niall, please.
Niall horan isn’t trying to be PERFECT !!
PERFECT is trying to be niall !
So many Niall feels. Listening to Ed Sheeran, yay. I love him. x Melanie.(And the sleepy Jessica)
